HI! I'm Claudia, I'm from Sydney, Australia. My blog is anything and everything mostly humour and multifandoms (superwholock). My main ships are Sherlolly and Destiel (BOTH SO ADORBS I CANT). I love: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, Merlin, Disney, Marvel and pretty British boys :)
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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

By

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via cracktacular)

Reblogged from laughcentre  408,010 notes
staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

hoktauri:

superwholocked-on-the-enterprise:

magnificentlucifer:

wearingdeantoprom:

magnificentlucifer:

flirtatiousfallenangel:

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

GUYS DEAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAP BUT THEN THERE WAS CHRIS SO HE WAS GOING TO BE HAWK BUT HE HAD TO BE DEAN SO HE COULDNT

I need it. And I do hope this is true.

Where’s that edit of Jensen in the Captain America suit when you need it?

Ooh you mean this image?

You are welcome

#bless

I need an edit of him as Hawk. Now!

^^^^^ Seconding this request!!!

hoktauri:

superwholocked-on-the-enterprise:

magnificentlucifer:

wearingdeantoprom:

magnificentlucifer:

flirtatiousfallenangel:

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

GUYS DEAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAP BUT THEN THERE WAS CHRIS SO HE WAS GOING TO BE HAWK BUT HE HAD TO BE DEAN SO HE COULDNT

I need it. And I do hope this is true.

Where’s that edit of Jensen in the Captain America suit when you need it?

Ooh you mean this image?

You are welcome

#bless

I need an edit of him as Hawk. Now!

^^^^^ Seconding this request!!!

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

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IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

image

THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel